White mom

The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.

“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning”

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