Eastwoods United

A scary gang of girls that run the Essex area

Some may say the og mafia
Some known members are
Chloe smith
Charmaine smith
Louanna Eastwood

Teresa Eastwood

Elizabeth Eastwood

Elliemay Eastwood

And obviously the leader Lena brown who has muscles like the green hulk himself🤞💪🏽

‘OMG Eastwoods united is in avely village terrorising people again’
‘I know that’s the sort of geezers they are’💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Kakka lover

When one from the Irish traveler community has a romantic interest for one from the English gypsy community because they understand the gypsy community is the superior race.

‘Omg did you see Martin Gallagher is dying dead for Lena’

‘yeah I saw he’s such a kakka lover’