Phlebotomise

The smart-arse way of saying "to draw blood"

Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.

Patient: That doesn't sound good.

Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.

Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.

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Justin Bieber Syndrome

An extremely cruel way to say Down's Syndrome

Guy 1: That girl has Justin Bieber Syndrome.

Guy2: Hey, don't be cruel. Be nice, and call it Down's Syndrome.

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