snatchsquatch

Just like the mythical creature of old, said to roam the deep forested areas of the North American continent, the snatchsquatch is rarely, if ever seen. The snatchsquatch is the title given to a wife's snizpod by the sorry sap that married her.

Single dude: Hey bro, how was your weekend?

Married dude: Not bad. Wasted a lot of it looking for the snatchsquatch. Didn't find shit!

Single dude: Dude, you need to get laid more than those nature nerds do!

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