Dison

A herd of slow moving, hefty, dykes. Said dykes are known to cockblock men from seducing their actually attractive friends out of PURE envy. Wears tight and VERY revealing clothes (doesn’t dress like their weight) and they tend to be quite repulsive and sometimes hairy. Usually found in heavily wooded parties. If there is only 1 or 2 of them, they are not dison. They are hefty dykes. If there are three or more they are dison.

Aye bwaaaah check out that herd of dison bwaaaah