software engineering

The process of defining the actual functionality of a software program, the planning and programming of said software.

I´m a programmer, I work in software engineering.

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drop your daks

To drop one's daks is to lower one's underwear.

she dropped her daks and took a piss on the motorway, 'cos there were no bogs.

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atm

ass and titty machichine - at a strip club what the cash dispensing machine is called

I needed a lap dance so i went to the atm.

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Gods final message

God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads

"We apologise of the inconveniece"

"Gods final message"

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Marga Dawg

A jamaican insult meaning a meagre dog

A: Ya head faeva bumba brush
B: Marga Dawg

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netting

1.) Someone who says "ehh" alot when you tell them something that would impress an otherwise normal person.

2.) A computer enthusiast whose over-zealous attitude towards overclocking usually results in broken components.

ex. 1.) "Hey, did you see that review of the new Computers"...."Ehh"...."Okay okay, don't go netting on me."

ex. 2.) "Dude, I totally netting'd this video card, it's all broken."

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Chakroff

to attach clothespins to ones testicles during the act of masturbation in order to gain arousal from the painful sensation caused.

I caught Joe chakroffing in his dorm room during winter break when he thought the building was empty for the next week.

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