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With regards to the military:
1) Menial duties, especially as punishment.
2) Military clothing worn when doing said menial tasks.
When we saw that our housemaids came all dressed up in military uniforms, we finally realized why they did business as "The Fatigues"
The most epic sound that will ever grace your ears
I heard the THX intro at a movie theatre today and came in my pants twice
An awesome university where the students learn to become sussy bakas and have sex
Bobby: What university do you go to?
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
The most overused phrase that every meme tends to begin with. For example, "me when I stub my toe" or " me when my parents are sleeping" etc etc. My theory is this phrase is so unoriginal to the point that it's actually amusing. It's gotten so overused to the point that people are now using this phrase as a meme itself, in an ironic or knowingly absurd sort of way. It's often exaggerated by adding more "me when" to the end.
Proof that memes have gone downhill since 2017.
Nobody:
Literally every meme on this planet: "me when me when the when the..."
(noun) The state of being comfortably full after a meal, to the point where any slight physical movement is possible but not necessarily desired.
After that delicious feast, I settled into a state of postprandiality, feeling content and satisfied without any discomfort.
When ur about to eat your burger, sandwich, pizza etc but your friend asks if they could take a bite, so you hand it to them and they take one giant ass bite out of it
Friend 1: *about to eat burger*
Friend 2: Can I take a bite bro?
Friend 1: Sure, but just one bite *hands over burger*
Friend 2: *hands back burger with a huge ass bite mark*
Friend 1: Dude....... I thought you were just gonna eat a small portion, not take a damn bite of 87!!
A post-2016 slang term that was stupid and uncool until the game Among Us appeared in 2020 and made it cool again. Should only be used with reference to Among Us, any usage outside of that is just cringe. But to be fair I guess most people who say "sus" nowadays have among us in their minds, so ig it's fine.
Someone in 2017: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2017: Stfu stop saying sus, that term is so stupid.
Someone in 2021: This guy who dmed me is sus
Me in 2021: Dang he must be the imposter.