postprandial

Following a meal...like cornbread.

"Is Kervin sleeping again?!"
"Yeah, that fool's got the postprandialitis."

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Postprandial puff

The satisfactory cigarette that follows a meal.

Also known as a 'triple-P'

"Well, that's dinner finished, I'm going for a postprandial puff..."

Due to the new laws Howard couldn't partake of his triple-P in the restaurant...

Postprandial pressure poo

The urgent evacuation of one's bowels due to the increase in intra-abdominal pressure following a large meal. Also refered to as P4.

i.e. When you eat so much that you have to go to the toilet right away just to reduce the pressure.

"I've just eaten too much, I think I need to do a P4."
"What's that??"
"A Postprandial pressure poo!"

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Postprandiality

(noun) The state of being comfortably full after a meal, to the point where any slight physical movement is possible but not necessarily desired.

After that delicious feast, I settled into a state of postprandiality, feeling content and satisfied without any discomfort.