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Breath of the wild

When somebody's breath smells soooo incomprehensibly bad it's literally like it's from the wild

guy: hey girl what that mouth do
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022


|

This is the ultimate form of "ok" (in the disdainful sense), where the letter "k" doesn't even suffice how much you don't give two damns. "|" is simply the letter K but without the two strokes (chevron?) on the right.

Used only when 'k' doesn't help cut it.

Example:

Some random e-girl on kik: Hey handsome, wanna see videos of me while I play with myself?
Me: No
E-girl: But it's only $60, and if you could reeeeally spoil me some more, I'll even throw in some close up pics😘😜😋
Me: |

Expanding brain meme example:

Okay - No brain activity
Ok - Mild brain activity
K - Huge brain activity
| - Brain literally transcends into a higher level of consciousness

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 31, 2020

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Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Basically the Captain America of Ukraine.

A comedian and former actor, president Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the hero we need in this godforsaken world.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 4, 2022

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INTJ

A personality type that isn't known for being warm and fuzzy. They tend to prioritize rationality and success over politeness and pleasantries; in other words, they’d rather be right than popular. This may explain why so many fictional villains are modeled on this personality type.

Due to their rational and discerning tendencies, INTJs are incredibly opportunistic individuals. They treat life as a game of Chess, where they rely on strategy and premeditation rather than chance to get the best out of everything, and they enjoy doing so.

Friedrich Nietzsche and Elon Musk are both very accurate examples of INTJs

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 5, 2021

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Lucky Patcher

A very powerful tool for rooted Android devices. Can completely obliterate all ads and annoying popups within any app or game. So powerful that Google themselves will urge you to delete it.

It is also more widely known for obtaining in-app purchases for free.

Me: *installs Lucky Patcher*
All ads and popups: *instantly vaporizes into thin air*
Me: THANK GOD, now I don't have to endure another one of those stupid "YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS LEVEL!!!" ads

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 11, 2021


dropshipping

How to scam gullible people 101.

When you see a YouTube ad of some sort of cool brand that sells cool electronic gadgets, 9 chances out of 10 that you will find the same product on Aliexpress for 10 times less. They are just dropshipping you.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2021

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mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 26, 2021

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