worst band ever

A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.

"Nickelback is the worst band ever."
"That's not official. Yet."

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Johnson City

A city in NE Tennessee where people in the Abingdon/Bristol area go to find the stores and restaurants that everywhere else in the country has. It is often affectionately referred to as "Jesus City" or "the City of Johnson."

You know if you want to buy that we're going to be making a trip to Johnson City.

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Kingsport

A smallish city in NE Tennessee that consistently smells like hot chemical farts, because it is home to Eastman Chemical Company.

Man, you can tell by that smell that we're in kingsport.

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trbl

A condensation of both the words terrible and trouble without the vowels. Means both at the same time. Used in online chat channels/forums.

Jim: "I can drive all right when drunk."
Bob: "trbl"

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the american dream

Getting paid a whole lot to do not a whole hell of a lot.

Person 1: Man, I don't want to go to work today. I just want to get paid to sit on my ass.
Person 2: Ahhh, the American Dream lives on.

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bristol

A small city which is divided over SW Virginia/NE Tennessee via State Street. It has a NASCAR track, and thus is the bane of many existences for a few weekends a year, because out of town race people are crazy drivers, rude customers and frequently drunk in public.

Residents frequently complain of there being nothing to do there, but this is only because they don't live in any of the surrounding towns.

Quit your bitching. Bristol is where Abingdonians go to have fun.

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OLMO

Obnoxiously Literal-Minded One. A person who takes sarcastic or tongue in cheek comments literally, either because they honestly can't tell the difference, or because they know it will piss you off.

"Yeah, I love having mono. It's the most fun I've had all year."
"Really? That's pretty weird."
"Shut up, OLMO."

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