shandied

(adj.) the state of being highly intoxicated due to drinking too many cans/bottles of Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, which causes one to say or do something inappropriate.

Mary got shandied Tuesday night after softball and shared way too much personal information. She was definitely hammered.

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Eugene

Dude with a boob fetish.

I broke up with my boyfriend.
Why?
That Eugene couldn't keep his eyes off other girls tits.

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asshead

1. When you've been in bed too long, you get bedhead. When you've had your head up your ass for too long, you get asshead.

Even after I tried to have that asshead committed to the mental ward, he thought we could still work it out.

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