bart

Noun

A type of burp similar to a vurp in which the malodor produced by the belch stanks out the belcher and/or anyone in the near vicinity. It is the combination of burp and fart as in farting through your mouth, much as observed in hippopotomi in the wild.

Especially useful in escaping a first date gone horribly wrong. i.e., After subduing his apparent painful rectal itch, I decided to help bring an end to the date by blowing my most recent artichoke and spinach dip bart across the table as he yawned.

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