Kayal

Whenever you meet a Kayal, be careful. He is secretly a kayak in disguise obtaining information and sending to his mothership in order to conquer the known galaxy. However they lose interest quickly in whatever they do. This is a warning from the year 4281 where in this reality the Kayak army has taken over the world, I have sent this message through time hoping someone will stop this threat.

Person 01: Hey Kayal, you aren't secretly a kayak in disguise. Are you?
Kayal: *Speaks in wood*
Person 01: Oh okay. That's good to-
*Person 01 gets shot*
Kayal: *Speaks in wood*

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