Bluncle

Black Uncle

My mother's brothers is named Jermaine, he's my Bluncle

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Tiger Stripe

When you're overzealous wiping after a curry. Poo on bum cheek

"Last night I wiped really quickly and Tiger Striped my left cheek"

Syphilpiss

Painfully unrinating through infected genetalia

I have to take a sitting down syphilpiss every time I need a wee, because of my teenage vaginal meandering.