Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.

Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”

Gold Digger

Synonym for A girl. Every single girl in the world will Deny that they are a Gold digger, and especially in a More feministic society where they are always told not to be one, but evolutionary psychology does prove that the entire female gender is searching for abindence of resources in a Male Mating partner. You can see women indirectly indicate their gold digger complex everywhere throughout society. All women like there men the same way how they like their chocolate. Rich.

Don’t get me wrong I am not a gold digger, but if I’m on a date with a man, and he goes to pay, which if he says “let’s split the bill” I’ll just run away then, but I see him pull out his credit card, if it is plastic and I know it can just bend, then there will not be a second date, but if it’s a metal card like those ones that require a certain income level, and have a certain amount of net assets as well as a fantastic credit score. If not that, then it’s not going to work out. Though, it’s not about the money.

Feminism

The ugly Women Who will Never Get Laid’s way of Taking out their Frustration of never getting any boys out on their Boys and show disspleasure for their opposite sex and Just saying they are so toxic.

I am so ugly I can’t get any boys, so I am taking revenge out on them and I am a feminist and embrace feminism.

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