Vomelette

When the omelette on your plate is so thin and looks so greasy and disgusting with the veggies, meat and cheese flopping out all over the plate that it just looks like a big pile of vomit

Kim: What'd you get at the caf?

Kirk: The usual, only there was a new cook and he just threw a vomelette on my plate--it was so gross I couldn't even eat it!

Kim: That sucks, dude.

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