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peaked

Being at the peak of a high from cannabis or other drugs.

"Dude are you stoned yet?"

"Ya dude I'm fuckin peaked"

by MassWorder February 12, 2012

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Snot Rocket

When you plug/cover/pinch one nostril closed and then blow hard to make unwanted snot shoot out the other nostril. Sometimes when suffering from a cold, snot rockets can be achieved by the nose alone, without intervention from the hands. The primary purpose of the "rocket" is to avoid leaving any snot residue left behind. The idea is to blow the snot out fast enough so that it has no chance of sticking to the end of your nostril. Snot rockets are enacted primarily in situations when tissue is desperately needed but unavailable, or it is done simply for recreation.

My nose was starting to run before the track meet, so I ran behind a tree and blew out a massive snot rocket.

Snot rockets are about the only fun part of having a cold. Morning snot rockets in the shower are cherished by many.

by MassWorder November 10, 2009

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Burrito Bomb

When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.

I love eating burritos, but these damn burrito bombs are making a mess.

by MassWorder May 1, 2010

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bojo

Someone who is stupid or does something stupid, i.e. using a hover board on water.

McFly, you bojo, those boards don't work on water! Unless you've got power!! AH HAHAHAHAHA

by MassWorder July 20, 2009

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