War chest

A conglomeration of beers, always ready for use, especially in the case of an adverse event. There must be at least a 15:1 ratio of beers per person - or - at least 50 total beers with a minimum of 4 varieties; whichever is greater.

Q: "Hey, should I bring over some coldies?"
A: "Nah, I'm featuring a hodgepodge in my war chest. Got a 36 Stack of Nat, a 30 Rack of Busch Light and a years worth of stragglers ready for the taking."

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Decking

Having some beers with your buds out on the deck of your house, especially during the summer.

"Stop on by tomorrow. We're gonna be decking and listening to the game on the radio."

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Garage dooring

When you tape the bottom of an open beer can on the metal bar on the inside of your garage door, hit the button to open the door and stand under the can and drink the beer as it pours out.

Q: “Why are you covered in beer?” A: “We were just garage dooring and only half of the beer spilled on me!”