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bratty sis

An incest porn website its great to jerk off to.

bratty sis is great

by MasterSizzlin32 February 29, 2020

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Samantha

Samantha or Sammy is a friend you should strive to have. If she is already your friend keep her. She is kind, funny, and listens to you when you need someone to talk to. she has a great sense of humor and laughs really easily. If you need her she's there, if you need someone to talk to shes there, if you need a laugh shes there. If you're feeling down give her a call and she'll make you happy for the rest of your day.

Person 1: The new girl seems cool.

Person 2: Who Sammy?

Person 1: Yeah her.

Person 2: Yeah Sammy is awesome.

Samantha is an amazing friend you should strive for.

by MasterSizzlin32 March 1, 2020

3👍 5👎


Baja Blast

THE BEST, type of mountain dew!

Person one: "Hey is that Baja Blast?" Person two: "Yeah why?" Person one: "Because I wanted to know if I could have a sip?" Person two: "Sure, but a small one." Person one: "Thanks, man." *chugs whole can* Person one: "Here." Person two: "Thanks." "tries to take a sip" Person two: "AW, FUCK YOU!"

by MasterSizzlin32 April 17, 2019

4👍 5👎


Po

Po is the best character out of any movie ever. HE IS A KUNG FU PANDA!!!!!!!

PO IS THE BEST!!!

by MasterSizzlin32 February 29, 2020

12👍 3👎


cheeseburger cat

An orange cat. he looks almost exactly like Tony the Tiger. He's a naughty little bastard! When he walks he leaves a trail of random orange things behind him.

HOLY SHIT DUDE! Its the CheeseBurger Cat!

by MasterSizzlin32 April 16, 2019