fucking

My best and most favorite hobby ever

I fuck morning to noon

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library

A place that you cannot go to fuck someone if you have sex in public

~chick getting orgasm~

Oh yes, I love it, YES YES!!!!!!!

Librarian: SSSSHHHH!!!!!!

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Halo

A kick ass game that I love

Dude, you should go play Halo

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lubricant

I have 50 bottles of it in my house

want to fuck me baby?

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fish

what your bitch smells like after having sex

~guy goes up to chicks beaver~

Smells like fish

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penis

what's hard on me at the moment

i'm about ready to make the seat wet

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Dirty South

when you don't wash your asshole well

man, that fucker has a dirty south

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