Nafi

Nafi is literally one letter away from the most based person... genetically.

Unfortunately his DNA has a lisp which means he has an extra thumb and a penchant for Hentai.
Nafi is very likely to spend a lot of time stuck to the basement window looking up at the pre-schoolers bus stop with his extra thumb sticking out of his zipper.

Hey did you see Nafi Mahbub thumbing himself over that eight year old?
He literally lost the genetic lottery dude, hopefully he has a wood chipper accident soon.