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First, you put an alka-sletzer in your woman's vaj. Then, after sex you eat the foam that comes out.
Shelley made me have a Lebanese Latte last night. I feel sick...
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A Canadian beer is a beer that is any of the following:
a) brewed in Canada
b) strong enough to make you go blind
c) referred to as "hard alcohol" in America
Molson, Steam Whistle, Moosehead, Keith's and Lakeport are all Canadian beers.
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A Jamaican Chimney Sweep is when you take a girl up the pooter, pull out, and make her do a handstand (you can also prop her up against a wall or table). Then, put a sock over your hand and vigorously fist her in the anus.
Man, Shelley was pissing me off, so after sex i gave her the Jamaican Chimney sweep.
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