Appy

The giddy feeling of joy and elation you get when ether finding or using a new app; most usually on the phone.

Bro1: Dude, what are you doing here? Weren't you going to hang with Janessa?
Bro2: I've been trying, man! Her girlfriends convinced her to get Instagram last week, and she's been so appy that she won't text me back.

Bro1: Just get an Instagram then.
Bro2: Does it look like I have testicals to you?

6👍 1👎