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The Super Mario Bros Movie

A film-adaptation of the game franchise, this movie is one of Illumination's best creations yet, releasing April 7th 2023.

Personally, I think the Super Mario Bros Movie is the BEST movie Illumination has ever created

by MastermindOfTrouble January 31, 2023


John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

by MastermindOfTrouble March 1, 2020

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Halo Reach

A video game created by Bungie in 2007 that was made by taking R6: Extraction, and doing none of that.

Jorge is the best character in Halo Reach.

by MastermindOfTrouble January 12, 2024


Cannotypitis

cannotypitis (can-not-i-pi-tis); noun: a very common and unknown disease meant to disrupt the hands when using a keyboard

Jerry: "God, I keep messing up words on my damn keyboard!"
Greg: "Sounds like you've got Cannotypitis."

by MastermindOfTrouble August 17, 2023