6/9

National Beat Day- June Ninth... 69
-on this day all will masturbate with pride

Jim: "hey what are you doin today?"

Bob: "Dude tomorrow is 6/9, I got some porn to buy."

Jim: "word me too."

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The Lazy Dog

When a man and a woman are fucking doggy style and, simultaneously they both fall over and continue to fuck on their sides.

Jamal: "yo, how'd it go with Shandra last night?"

Ron: "sweet, we were fucking doggy style when we both kinda fell over and started doing the lazy dog."

Jamal: "on your side?"

Ron: "yeah, it was dope."

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