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"Felica is such a matcaker, she will have sex with anyone" or "look at those matcakers, clearly they're going to screw every desperate guy at the bar tonight" "Those matcakers, they're like bicycles: they'll let anyone ride them"
Verb from: tearjerkate. To masturbate ferociously using your tears as lubricant.
In a sentence: "Patrick tearjerkated for 2 weeks straight after that girl Susan stood him up at Prom" "Tearjerkation is the only way Patrick can get off now"