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A slang created by British forces to name German troops during WWII.
SAS commando 1: "Bloody hell, mate! That's way more Jerries in that bunker than we expected! What goddamn moron provided intel for this operation?"
SAS commando 2: "Screw this sticky predicament, lads! Let's get our arses out of here, before that Jerry with a machine gun sees us!"
I do not have to worry about updating this article, because it is only fictional.
Some guy 50 years after I wrote this: "Dude, the katana zero DLC came out!"
Me: "Bollocks!"
A word to use when reacting to something you consider as nonsense.
US general: 'Mister president, Soviet tanks are attacking us from the west coast!'
President: 'Hogwash! Those comies are too poor to build so many boats!'
Use this word, when you want to name a completely random unspecified place from anywhere on the Earth, which is most likely far away from the place you are currently at.
Me: "Dude, my postal servcice just told me they mixed up my package and sent it to somoene else, but they cannot find out to who!"
My friend: "Damn, that sucks! Where do you think the package is now?"
Me: "I don't know. It's probably far away in God-knows-where-land by now."
(Pronounced Kah-rel)
A Czech name used for men. When I think of a name, this is the first one that comes up.
"Hey, I am writing a book with a Czech man in it, but I can't think of any name. Could you help me out?"
"Just call him Karel. Everyone is ok with that."
A piece of paper telling you to fuck off and die in God-knows-where-land.
To recieve this, you must beare the widespread curse of being a man.
Me when I see a conscription letter in my letter box: "Guess I'll die..."
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A soda very similiar to Pepsi and Coca-cola. It has a very similiar taste and the same black colour. It is available only in Czechia and Slovakia.
Foreigner: "Do you like Coca-cola or Pepsi?"
Me: "I like Kofola you capitalist faggot."