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That indentation below the nose and above the lips that no one knows the name of. (Even if you do know the name, this is a better name)
Yvette, you've spilt some foie gras on your lipstitch. (Romantic rich guy handkerchief gesture)
Something lacking all aesthetic value. (Taken from the French negation ne pas or nâ pas) This is extremely rare to find because even a condemned building or a bruised up arm have aesthetic qualities.
That shit stained power cord tangeled on the tacky ripped lenoleum created a truly nâaesthetic scene.
The SPAM brained date rapist thatâs an advertisement for the importance of the morning after pill.
That guy is such a Brock. Heâs got one tube up his leg to pee into, heâs got another for lager, and one more to hide his roofies for sedating chicks.
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A traitor who quits the group chat he founded because he couldnât sleep.
He is such a Gerard. Like hasnât he ever heard of the do not disturb button! There are so many easier and less stupid options than to just leave!
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Haley/Hailey/Hayley/Hayleigh... (White people come up with new spellings like Tumblr genders). There are about 5 of these girls in any grade at any school in the southeast. They were born to 15 year old mothers, and live with their grandparents. They wear MissMe jeans and those cord chokers with the pearl in the center. They have pokey peroxide raccoon hair. The get kicked off the cheerleading squad when they get impregnated by a 25 year old fella named Trey. He has a snap back and diamond studs and says "Come on baby, age is just a number".
Friend: You see that girl over there with the Cakey dollar tree bronzer oompa loompa face? I heard she got chlamydia by fucking a guy without protection on the back of a muddy tick covered 4 wheeler.
Me: I know for a fact that statement is true.
Friend: How?
Me: Because her name's Hailey!
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The mysterious goth chick from Daria. She has about six lines in the entire show, an affinity for dark poetry, dreadlocks, and works weekends at a superstore against her will. Yet, she still manages to have a large cult following, despite her obscurity and lack of character development.
She is so totally Andrea. She walks around looking like Nancy Downs from The Craft and speaking like Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller, yet her mystique makes sheep-like high school kids follow her like members of the Manson Family.
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The copy paste âit girlâ bully from an early 90s teen movie. Stands between two girls in a tartan skirt and butterfly clips. One of the girls (likely named Amber) is also blonde, but usually a darker shade and unremorseful like Stacy. The other girl, who is on the fringes of the group (is also most likely red headed or ethnically exotic) shows remorse towards the girls in spiked chokers who are the target of Stacyâs rage.
That girl is such a Stacy, because she is completely one dimensional and somehow magically won prom queen, even though everyone knows sheâs a soulless bitch.
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