S&S

Abbreviation for Shit & Squash. An act where a large woman defecates on the chest of a partner. Then out of nowhere jumps on to the victims chest. This causes the feces to smear all over the victims torso. Also known as a Flat Stanley.

Rob: “Is that chocolate on your chin?”
Matt: “No! The craziest thing happened last night. I went whale hunting, and this fat bitch shit on my chest... Which I'm into. Then out of nowhere she flops her fat ass right down on me. That shit went everywhere.”
Rob: “Ah yes, the old S&S, classic move from obviously a classy lady.”
Matt: “I know, we’re supposed to go out again tonight.”

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