Cat's Cradle

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.

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miss das

Pakistani lunchroom supervisor. Known for pronouncing 'Thomas' like 'dumbass'.

I'ts 12:25 and still you are eating!? You've had enOUUUFF time to eat!

Dumbass! Get back to your desk.

Mummaddd.... peenut buttair?

Post Party

A Post Party is a chance for Post Whores to get more posts and become more popular. Anyone who replies to these threads should be shot.

3k POST PARTY YAY GGKTHNXNORE

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bobby crosby

Great MLB player who some jackass @ urbandictionary.com decided to hate on. Probably a Pirates fan who is mad that Crosby was a better rookie last year then Jason Bay.

Bobby Crosby will be an excellent player 10 years from now. Jason Bay will be retired.

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wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass

wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!

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Big Lebowski

Actually the title refers to the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, not The Dude.

We want the deadbeat Lebowski.

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Harsh

Many meanings: tight, unfair etc

1. Going into an orphanage and singing 'We are family'
2.Strapping a bomb to the bottom of a wheelchair and telling the person in it to run for his life
3. Going to the english wheelchair baskettball team and telling them to try thier luck at slamball
4. Asking a person with both arms amputated to give u a hand

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