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When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
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When you nut but you accidentally pee a little bit, what results is this weird yellow goop
I was getting head from my girl, and when we were finished i peenut. Ever since then she'll never give me head again.
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An orgasm so intense that makes the person urinate of excitement
We fucked so hard that I made him peenut
A made up word meaning a testicles or "balls" containing pee
Man1: I bet I can make you pee your pants!
Man2: How?
Man1: By kicking you in your peenuts!
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When you pee and "nut" at the same time.
nut = orgasm
You bro, i somhow PeeNut'ed yesterday.
a female that uncontrollably pisses or "pees" when she has an orgasm or gets a "nut".
Man that girl pissed all over me when she had an orgasm. She is definately a peenut.
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in essence, peenuts are testicles made of congealed bladder discharge hardened to a crunchy, salty taste often crushed and squeezed to distill into a viscous substance titled peenut butter.
I ate a peeday candy bar and the hardened urination residues peenuts embedded in the candy were crushed in between my molars to resemble the thick, dark yellowish sauce entitled peenut butter.
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