THABTO

/ˈθabtəʊ/

two heads are better than one (expressing the view that it's helpful to have the advice or opinion of a second person.

Person 1: "I'll help you to think of names for your new business if you want?"
Person 2: "Aw, will you really?"
Person 1: "Of course I will - THABTO!"

Wobbing and Beaving

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"

Inwhoencer

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/

a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'

This guy with 50 followers is calling himself an 'influencer' but he's more of a 'inwhoencer.'

Ventence

/ˈvɛnt(ə)ns/

the overlapping of words within a sentence to form an expression with both the words that precede it and the words that follow.

"There is no chance of golden repairs from the land of the RISING SUN, SETS instead on the horizon of false hopes."

You can have a rising sun and a sunset. 'Land of the rising sunset' is a ventence.

Someone may be a sorry sight or a sight for sore eyes but a 'sorry sight for sore eyes' is a ventence.

Balloonertic

/bəˈlu nətɪk/

A person that has a balloon infatuation.

What do you call a person that infatuated with balloons? A balloonertic!

Pseudofaith

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.

"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."

PWAP

/pwap/

a sudden loud noise caused by boxing gloves hitting against a punchbag.

The punch landed with a pwap.