Claire

Claire... Where do I even begin? She's everything. If you can even get her to go out with you, you're one lucky mother fucker. She is stunning, and I'm not just talking about her looks. She has the sexiest body you've ever seen which can suck because of precum. She's a freak in bed but you could also take her home to meet your family. All your friends will love her. She has a beautiful smile and the softest pink lips. Claire will be shy when she first meets people but once you get to know her, she's fucking hilarious. Everyone needs a Claire in their life. Aside from being sexy as hell, smart, sweet,funny as fuck, and charismatic, she has a KILLER voice. Her voice sounds like a fresh spring rain. You better hold on to her and never ever let her go.

Joe: I am the luckiest person that ever lived
Marissa: Because you're hot, athletic, loaded, and smart?
Joe: No, I just asked Claire out AND SHE SAID YES!

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