Veal Cutlet

Slang word for a Vagina.

"I'm gonna tenderize your veal cutlet till you scream!!!"

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Binaca Bath

Extreme overuse of a breath spray when someone has Halitosis or very bad breath, and is trying to mask that fact in public or private.

"Max felt really insecure about his breath on his date, so he took a Binaca Bath".

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Fartricide

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

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Fuhlumptuous

Slang. Used in reference to a woman. Meaning large bodied as in voluptuous, with there being a distinction in beauty and larger body types. Normally of the worse kind. Brings to mind the words Elephant, Lumpy, and Voluptuous.

Damn! That girl is Fuhlumptuous!

She is very Fuhlumptuous.

Sarah is Fuhlumptuous.

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Blarbulous

Someone extremely fat. Almost to the point of their body being gelatinous. Not a term to be used for someone slightly overweight. The recipient of this word must have no more room on them to pack any more fat. They appear globe like and are easily rolled down the street.

Wow!!! That guy is Blarbulous!!!!

Dude. Your girlfriend is totally becoming Blarbulous!!

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Bowl Coater

When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.

"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".

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Revulsive

A word which means both Repulsive and Revolting.

"Wow! You're so Revulsive!!"

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