Shiny Fu

(n. slang) Chinese Food, as pronounced with an Asian accent.

Welcome to Hong Wang's Shiny Eatery! Shiny fu goo fo yoo!

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ticklefish

An affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. It refers to the top sensory characteristics of the vagina.

I'll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. Oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer?

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Suicide by Murder

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

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