Queens Broken

The Queens Broken is Australian Slang for broken English, in verbal form, with an Australian Accent

Bugger all means nothing to you, lad, in the queens broken.

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Design Despair

Noticing the over use of a design style or font in use in popular culture, which leads graphic designers to mental fatigue and despair. Severe cases result in murder/suicides using metal etched Helvetica letting, art deco lamps of slender women holding opaque spheres above their heads and starbursts containing the word 'New'.

Suzi exclaimed "Oh Brad! I just can't get over this Steampunk fad we've got at the moment. It's giving me serious Design Despair. If I see one more flyer using the Coffee Tin font I'm going to destroy (insert any significant cartoon cultural icon) by giving it claws and dripping blood.

N.I.N.J.A.

No Income, No Job or Assets. A brave urban warrior who roams the city streets and job queues in search of the next quest. Perhaps some nice shoes, with laces or a delicious hot dog with extra relish and cheese.

Can be found:
- with a tie around his forehead, warrior style, at his last corporate drinks before being let go. All thanks to that cute girl in accounts, a crab, the photocopier and the C.C.T.V.
- At a lucrative poker game, enacting an opera whilst generously donating their car to a small village, community college or pimp.
- Collecting spare change to seek revenge for a blood oath.

Man I almost feel sorry for Jack. The man has become a bloody N.I.N.J.A. since the whole bleach 'accident'.

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Drunkabilly

Aussie Rum swilling Rockabilly. Could also be a Greaser or a Psychobilly. Often drunk in public. Preferring Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry, they keep to themselves except when eying off Bettys, beating down Lads and other forms of asshole & Bogun who piss off the general public. Can be seen driving Rat Rods and riding Motorbikes. Natural enemy of the swagger, despite co-existing in the same social habitats.

That Tank Rum Dragon is one hell of a Drunkabilly. Better feed him some Captain, lad before he beats you with your Nautica polo.

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