Ettorney

An engineer by trade and study that can no longer conduct simple mathematics because he moonlights as a lawyer and dreams of litigation scenarios over words like ‘will’ and ‘might’ and ‘estimated’ to the point of paralysis.

Person 1: Hey...did you see Chris, our ettorney, babled for two hours wasting everybodies time instead of doing his fucking job?

Person 2: Yep...that guy’s a douchebag.

No Rush Hour Zone

The area of a city or town where all the Section 8 housing is...you know it as the projects.

‘How did you get here so quick when it’s 5:30pm?’ - Friend

‘I took a short cut thru the no rush hour zone, those people dont work, theres no traffic.’

ellusionist

An engineer by trade that has mastered the magical art of appearing out of thin air for the purpose of throwing worthless idiotic excuses about why something can't be done and then disappears without offering any solutions or suffering any consequences.

Person 1: 'Hey...did you see how many ellusionists popped out of the woodwork for yesterdays contract signing?'

Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried & Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and Ian are the real ellusionist!

S.H.I.T.

Your companies Software and Hardware Informantion Technology dept.

Oh fuck, my computer crashed…I’m now have to call our S.H.I.T. department for a new one.