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The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.
Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
Basically licking someone like a dog
Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.
1. The swordfighting style Roronoa Zoro from One Piece uses where he carries a sword in each hand and one with his teeth.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.
Only if I got to santoryu with those three chicks with huge dicks, I'd be the luckiest man out there.
When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.
Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
Scared, like when you're about to gulp
Oh shit, I felt so gulp af going up that drop tower ride at the amusement park. Shortly when I began to drop down, it felt like I was gonna enter Hell or some shit.
Scenario 1
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
Danny: Hey Pedro, how about we go to the bar and get swigged?
Pedro: Hell yes! I wouldn't mind a good Rob Roy. Let's ask Mike if he wants to drink?
Danny: Hey Mike, wanna go to the bar and get swigged?
Mike: Nah man, I don't drink alcohol.
Danny: This you're not a man!
Mike: Hey! Not funny!
Danny: If you take just one swig, I will give you $5 to play at the arcade.
Mike: Alright, fine. I'll take a sip, and if I like it, I'll drink more!