Puppy kisses

Basically licking someone like a dog

Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.

3D Hentai

A sex tape that is a reenactment of hentai (or ero-anime/ero-manga in Japanese)

Mark: Recently, me and my anime-obsessed girlfriend, who is a really sweet girl with a perverted heart, have done a 3D hentai. We need someone to rotoscope the tape and it will be carefully locked within the depths of my box of secrets!

Bill: That's pretty sick, man. Reenacting a Japanese adult cartoon would be neat!

Mark: You said it, boss!

Sleepdate

A sleepover and a date at the same time

Maddie: Hi Freddy, are you ready for the sleepdate tonight?
Freddy: Hell yeah I am!
Freddy's mom: You two have fun, don't do anything illegal!
Freddy: Okay mom, I'll stay safe!
Maddie: Yay, I'm glad to let my boy sleep in!
Freddy: Maddie, you're my unicorn who makes my heart melt.
Maddie: Awwwwww, cutie. *passionately kisses him*

Loaded

More than full, more than stuffed.

I felt so loaded after eating 5 whole pizzas. I think I'm gaining a couple more pounds...

Cockpoke

(of a cock-bearer) To poke someone using your hard cock

Why would you cockpoke my cheek? You're a weirdo!!

Disastrophilia

The sexual attraction to something disastrous.

A perfect grindcore band name

Example 1

Erwin: Pedophilia should be referred to as a "disastrophilia."

Example 2

Park Chung-In (born in Seoul, South Korea, 1996 October 6th) formed the band "Disastrophilia" in Tokyo when he was 21 years old.

Pee on one's grave

To humiliate someone

Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O