messy

Another word for being out of it on drugs. To get messy. He's well messy etc.

I can't be arsed to go out tonight mate. Gonna plot at home, have a few beers and get messy on the powder.

sniffles

A word for cocaine, derived from the word sniff.

Got any sniff?

Got any sniffles?

I like to buy a bit of sniffles every weekend. We'll go twos on that gram.

faec

Pronounced feece.
An abbreviation of the word faeces (meaning shit or poo etc).
A different way to say it.

No way Ben, I ain't going to see that film, it's faec!
I'd rather faec all over the floor and roll around in it.

Manilow

Someone who is boring, or a let down. Derived from the word Barry (Barry Manilow).

"Don't be a Barry" or "Don't be a Manilow."

Ben: I can't be bothered to go out tonight.
Matt: Ah, don't be a manilow!