Manilow

Someone who is boring, or a let down. Derived from the word Barry (Barry Manilow).

"Don't be a Barry" or "Don't be a Manilow."

Ben: I can't be bothered to go out tonight.
Matt: Ah, don't be a manilow!

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No Manilow

An replacement for no homo used after a phrase that sounds ambigously gay or 'Manilow', so that your friends won't call you a 'Manilow'

no Manilow but i was just jacking off to some gay porn.

Barry Manilow

Admit it...you love him.

You can't smile without Barry Manilow

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Hairy Manilow

Euphemism for a vagina

Hey Lola, you have a tremendous Hairy Manilow

Cold Manilow

1. A harsh disciplinary action; a mean-spirited administrative decree.

2. A mixed drink made with fruit punch and bitters.

Maya: My boss just blocked us from using myspace and youtube.

Boris: That's a cold, cold manilow.

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Barry Manilow

A great singer that many people diss, but those people are fucking communist fasict hippies. See asshole

Asshole: I fucking hate Barry Manilow
Sensible Person: Bitch! (pulls out dual Glocks and shoots asshole in the face)

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Barry Manilow

Fornicating on as many surfaces in as many rooms as possible during sexual intercourse.

Remember the lovely lady in the black dress from the bar last night? She took me over to here place where I surprised her some Barry Manilow.

Wow Wee! There's a hottie! I'd love to give her the Barry Manilow treatment...

Barry Manilow dat Hoe!

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