quinnipiac university

An outstanding university in Connecticut (second only to Yale). Quinnipiac students are intelligent, athletic, good looking, and rich. The campus is gorgeous. The library kicks ass. A Quinnipiac education will enable you to have a successful life.

Fairfield/Wesleyan Student: Our girls are ugly and I am failing philosophy 101.
Quinnipiac Student: That's too bad. I met Miss Connecticut at Quinnipiac University. We are in love and plan to marry after I graduate from law school in the spring.

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