Jacob Black

A character from the series Twilight that several fans see as the better choice for Bella and can do no wrong. Of course he would be if you overlook the fact that he forced Bella to kiss him twice, and imprinted on a newborn, which by the way, totally isn't gross if you're into that kinda thing.

Jacob fan: Edward sucks. Bella should have been with Jacob.

Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time?

Jacob Fan: It was for her own good.

Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?

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