protato

protogen
but potato
it protato
proto potato
it protogen
it potato

a: did you know you can control your phone with a piece of protato? did they mean for my lcd screen to be responsive to a root vegetable?
b: jesse what the actual fuck are you talking about
a: oops uwu my brain has gotten into deeper thoughts than my shower thoughts

b: jesse what the fuck are you a protogen
a: y-yes >_<
b: jesse it's okay to be one :3
a: 🤯