Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.

I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.

catfish jerky

When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.

Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.