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dserrining

The act of one shiting on seran wrap while attempting a hot Carl but the shit is so hot it melts a hole in the seran wrap and ends up in the mouth of your partner it ends up in a brutal face fucking in the mouth or nose area.

Oh man that was a rough night I attempted a hot carl but James came running in and took the shit for us it was so warm it melted it turned into a solid dserrining

by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015

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dirty soup kitchen

A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.

God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.

by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015

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Scalamania

Is a person who is incredible sexy and is described to have chiseled features. Is a sex God and smarter than the average joe.

See that guy over there he is such an scalamania I want him so bad he makes me wet.

by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 23, 2015

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