finger texting

The act of fingering someone using text messages. Usually, this action is used with the following symbols:

,,l,, (middle finger) or ll,, (two fingers) or ll,l (shocker)

Guy 1: Did you see your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: No, she is away on business, but she felt kind of kinky last night so she let me finger text her. I was finger texting her all night.

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Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.

She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.