reindeer rearranging

Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.

“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”

“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”