Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

Snatch Wrestling

A form of male-female or female-female interaction that begins with submission grappling and ends with sexual congress.

I was teaching Valerie the armbar from guard, but then I got a boner and we ended up Snatch Wrestling.