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He didnt kill anybody! Euronymous clearly tripped and fell onto 25 conveniently placed knives!
Varg Vikernes stabbed Euronymous in the back 25 times
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Guy 1: "Why does my penis hurt?"
Guy 2: "Nanomachines, son"
Annoying short kid who likes to think he's jacked and calls people homophobic and racial slurs. Will threaten to "clock you" if you make him angry. Gets no bitches (besides his younger sister). Lies all the time, even if it's not convincing. Overall, a complete scumbag and genuine annoyance.
Person 1: "Bro did you see Brayden after school? He was supposed to meet me at the gym."
Person 2: "I saw him leave campus right after school but he didn't go towards the gym at all."
Person 1: "Ugh. What a fucking paul."
The most well known metal band of all time that somehow has one of the worst metal drummers of all time.
Person 1: "Have you listened to Metallica's new album St. Anger?"
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."
1: A form of torture involving cuts made on both corners of the victim's mouth, causing a wide grin to form (also called glasgow smile).
2: A cool deathcore band
Asshole: "I just gave some guy a chelsea grin with my knife."
Metalhead: "I like to listen to Chelsea Grin. Their music is cool."
A means of measuring how smart someone is based on their ability to solve problems, gather and analyze information, and think logically. The intelligent population gets smaller every year.
Things people with low intelligence say:
"Who the hell is that guy? He's dead so he's probably irrelevant"
"The Bible is all fiction"
"I hate your music"
"You use AMD? Dumbass. Intel is better."
"I am a pedophile"
Things people with high intelligence say:
"I wonder who that person was. I might do some research later."
"I personally don't believe in the events that took place in the Bible but if you do, I respect that."
"I'm not a big fan of the music you listen to but I respect your opinion."
"You use AMD? Cool. I prefer Intel because it feels more versatile and the motherboards are less picky about RAM. What do you like about AMD?"
"I am not a pedophile"
Guy 1: "That guy over there is a pedophile."
Guy 2: "He must have low intelligence."